its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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