Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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