i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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