Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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