I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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