D3 body, D1 cock
I hate all girls vehemently.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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