Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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