Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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