Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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