so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
tell me about the eggs
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