I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You took a bar mat shot.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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