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no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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