I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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