I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
