Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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