so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
my liver is dry heaving
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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