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(703): View more from Virginia

Do you still have your period?

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(765): View more from Indiana

That was a long time ago. She needed the money.

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(972): View more from Texas

Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.

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(440): View more from Ohio

you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.

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(404): View more from Georgia

on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.

(1-404): View more from Georgia

i can respect that.

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(636): View more from Missouri

She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.

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(847): View more from Illinois

So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.

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