Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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