Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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