Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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