so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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