physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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