That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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