I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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