i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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