...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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