Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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