guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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