they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
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great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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