let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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