watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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