Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The feeling are messing with the penis
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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