discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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