so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I am spending my child support on dildos
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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