Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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