just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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