Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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