: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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