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the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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