Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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