So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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