What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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