Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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