i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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