lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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