Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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