Heybabeimwearingurpanties
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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