I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I need to calm my uterus...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
