Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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