R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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