so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
No subtext here. People are naked.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I think people are normalizing furries
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