Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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