Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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