I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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