What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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