Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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